Jake was on his deathbed while his wife, Becky, maintained a steady vigil by his side. As she held his fragile hand, her warm tears ran silently down her face, splashed onto his, and roused him from his slumber. He looked up and his pale lips began to quiver with sound.
"My darling Becky," he whispered.
"Hush, my love," she said. "Go back to sleep Shhh! Don't talk."
But he was insistent. "Becky," he said in his tired voice. "I have to talk. I have something I must confess to you."
"There's nothing to confess," replied the weeping Becky. "It's all right. Everything's all right, go to sleep now."
"No, no. I must die in peace, Becky. I slept with your sister, your best friend and our next door neighbor."
Becky mustered a pained smile and stroked his hand. "Hush now Jake, don't torment yourself. I know all about it," she said. "Why do you think I poisoned you?"
Losing Virginity « Result #2 on Mar 12, 2009, 1:49am »
Concerned about her relationship, a woman approaches her doctor and says, "Doc, I'm getting married this weekend and my fiance thinks I'm a virgin & I'm not! Is there anything you can do to help me?"
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The woman loves this idea and knows her hubby will fall for this. They have a beautiful wedding and retire to the honeymoon suite. The wife gets ready for bed in the bathroom, slips the elastic band up her leg, finishes preparing and climbs into bed with her man.
Things begin to progress - her hubby "slips it in" and just then she snaps the elastic band. The hubby asks, "What the heck was that?"
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A Pocket Full of Quarters « Result #3 on Feb 23, 2009, 9:19am »
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A perilous path to Shimuti Hills « Result #8 on May 13, 2007, 12:11am »
Skorpio walked and walked on trying to get away from the person who he killed. "im sorry, i didnt mean too. Why, Jamalnord has messed with me. It is possesed." skorpio said as he started in to a run. this sword is huanted, i should have never come to Analand. Analand is haunted. I should have stayed back in my own country. skorpio thought as he tripped down. "aaaaaarrrrrrrrrggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh" skorpio screamed as he awoke in the night. Skorpio panted heavily as he got up and started to pack his things. He woke his horse and hopped on. He woke up his dog and hawk and they hopped on the horse. "yaaa, yaaaa, yaaaaaaaaa. Get a move on. we must get to Shimuti. If we wait i think i will kill someone by accident." skorpio said as he kept running. He saw a dark figure ahead of him then he tryed to stare on for a closer look but his horse stopped immediately as skorpio waited. Who could it be, was it the person i killed. skorpio thought as he stared.
Re: Broken and left behind for nothing [Open] « Result #9 on May 12, 2007, 1:00pm »
Cory nodded readily and stood, her feet aching still from the day before. She ignored the pain silently and gathered her things, turning to go in the direction they were heading. "Nice day..." she muttered to herself, her voice very musical and sweet.
Re: Broken and left behind for nothing [Open] « Result #10 on May 12, 2007, 12:51pm »
RuneHawk soon finished his meal, starting to pack up camp. "Ready to continue?" he asked as he carefully scuffed the remains of the fire pit away, incase of pursuit. Something he was used to doing
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